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Crabs
05:34
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Lyrics:
Crabs!
Shuff-eling, shuff-eling crabs.
Shuff-eling, shuff-eling crabs.
Shuff-eling, shuff-eling crabs.
x2
When, they first lay eyes on you
They, they will tell all of their friends.
Crabs will come after you-ou-ou-o-ou-ou-ou and
They, they want to eat you
(panning right to left)
Gobb-eling, gobb-eling, gobb-eling, gobb-eling, and
They, want to make a picnic out of youuuuuu!
Crabs!
Shuff-eling, shuff-eling crabs.
Shuff-eling, shuff-eling crabs.
Shuff-eling, shuff-eling crabs.
x2
Beware, beware, beware, beware! CRABS!
Beware, beware, beware, beware! CRABS! CRABS!
Beware, beware, beware, beware! CRABS
!Beware, beware, beware, bewaaaaare!
Crabs will find you, there's nothing you can do.
Crabs will find you and ambush you and eat you.
x2
(sick af sax solo)
(dank horn riff)
Crabs will find you, there's nothing you can do.
Crabs will find you and ambush you and eat you.
x2
Crabs... Crabs...... Crabs... Crabs.......... Crabs...... Crabs... Crabs... Crabs........... Crabs..........Crabs... Crabs...... Crabs... Crabs.......... Crabs...... Crabs... Crabs... Crabs........... Crabs..........Crabs... Crabs...... Crabs... Crabs.......... Crabs...... Crabs... Crabs... Crabs...........
(END)
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Rat Tsunami
05:12
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Scuttling
Crawling
In your
Ceiling
x2
||: It's a rat tsunami pyjama party
Furry friends drinking Ice and Bacardi
Rat tsunami pyjama party
1. Secret address and invitation only :||
2. Implementing a rat society!
(shit gets heavy)
Rat-tat-tat this is a rat rap comin' at you from your ceiling.
Did I hurt your feelings with my stench comin' through the floorboards reeking
I am seeking out your scrap. Not gonna fall for no cheesy traps
You betta watch your back 'cause rat king's offspring's fillin' up this cul de sac! (ra-ba-de-bap!)
And you think you got me runnin' on a wheel. Don't you know my teeth are sharp as knives and hard as steel! (woah!)
Just 'cause we're out of sight, we ain't out of mind. Sneakin' into your room at night what a fright.
It's a rat tsunami with a terrifying appeti-tah!
(huge trumpet solo)
||: It's a rat tsunami pyjama party
Furry friends drinking Ice and Bacardi
Rat tsunami pyjama party
1. Secret address and invitation only :||
2. Implementing a rat society!
(all the screams)
(END)
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Derby Girl
06:05
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Lyrics:
(chanting)
yo you ma derby
Derby girl
yo you ma Derby
Roller derby girl
yo you ma derby
Roller, roller
yo you ma derby
Roller, roller..
x2
(Loretta)
She's my Derby girl,
Wants to do all the derby things.
She's my Derby girl,
Trailblazing through the roller rink.
When I put on my skates
I get that rush that I'm lookin' for.
When I chase you babeh,
I get that tinglin' feelin' in ma lower pelvic region.
x2
See all those fierce bitches
Rollin' 'round the track
All these feelings comin' up
I'm not so used to that.
Then I saw you and I swear
I knew I was comin' for you.
But you stabbed me in the back
When you bumped me down on that track
And my heart it shattered
When you didn't even look back
I thought you were the only one
But you turned out to be just like everyone else
(screaming)
BUT THEN I GOT ROOOOOOOOOOOOLLEEEDDD
She's my Derby girl,
Wants to do all the derby things.
She's my Derby girl,
Trailblazing through the roller rink.
When I put on my skates
I get that rush that I'm lookin' for.
When I chase you babeh,
I get that tinglin' feelin' in ma lower pelvic region.
(chanting)
yo you ma derby
Derby girl
yo you ma Derby
Roller derby girl
yo you ma derby
Roller, roller
yo you ma derby
Roller, roller..
(END)
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Kitty Morphine
05:06
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(meow)
Give me that old
kitty morphine oh ohh
kitty morphine oh ohh
kitty morphine oh ohh
x3
'Cause my head it hurts I swear, I swear!
my head it hurts I swear, I swear!
my head it hurts I swear, I swear!
my heaaaaad it huuuuurts I sweeeear!
Doctor, doctor I don't want no
adult Panadol.
I just want that kitty morphine.
x2
Give it to me, give it to me,
I really need Kitty morphine!
x2
(meows)
Give me that old
kitty morphine oh ohh
kitty morphine oh ohh
kitty morphine oh ohh
x3
'Cause my head it hurts I swear, I swear!
my head it hurts I swear, I swear!
my head it hurts I swear, I swear!
my heaaaaad it huuuuurts I sweeeear!
Ouuuuch my head, everything is spinning
In and out and in and oouuuuuuuuut!
(dank horns)
(radio play)
Give it to me, give it to me,
I really need Kitty morphine!
x8
(many meows)
Give me that old
kitty morphine oh ohh
kitty morphine oh ohh
kitty morphine oh ohh
x3
(END)
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